Currently at Swan River Airport
8.4 C
2008-05-09 15:50:11
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Relative Humidity: 34%
Dew Point: -6.7 C
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Currently in Minitonas
Currently at CJ104 Studios
Currently in Bowsman
8.5 C
2008-05-09 15:50:08
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Last 24 Hours Rainfall: 0.0 mm
Relative Humidity: 19%
Dew Point: 99.9 C
Wind Speed: 0.0 km/h
8.2 C
2008-05-09 16:44:34
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9.8 C
2008-05-09 16:44:35
Wind Speed: 12.2
Sam's Clean Joke of the Day
Who is Sam anyway? Well. He is a chain smoking, heavy drinking, wheel turning son of a gun. Actually... He Drives at 83 North Transport. And He is Bill's Uncle - a real nice guy once you get to know him.
2008-05-09An old, stingy lawyer was dying and was determined to prove wrong the old saying; "You can''t take it with you. " He told his wife to go down to the bank and withdraw enough money to fill two pillowcases. His plan: Put the bags directly over his bed and when he died grab them on his way up to heaven. One day the old ambulance chaser died. When his wife was up cleaning in the attic one day, she came across the forgotten pillowcases. She then said to herself, “That old fool. I knew he should have had me put them in the basement!"
2008-05-08
Frank was madly in love with Susan, but couldn’t get up enough courage to pop the question face to face. Finally he decided to ask her on the telephone. “Darling! He blurted out, “Will you marry me?”
“Of course, I will, you silly boy,” she replied, “Who’s speaking?”
2008-05-07
Walking down the street one day, a woman heard a voice yell, ''stop! If you take one more step, you will be killed. The woman stopped and seconds later a brick fell and landed in her path.
A minute later or two, she was ready to cross the street when the same voice bellowed ''halt! Don’t cross the street now''. An out-of-control beer truck soon screeched around the corner and didn''t even slowdown as it ran the red light. Shaken, the woman asked out loud, "who are you?"
''I am your guardian angel'' replied the voice. ''And I imagine you have some questions for me"
''You bet I do'', the woman said. ''Where were you on my wedding day?''
2008-05-05
Q: Where do people who say "shoot" and "darn" go to?
A: Heck
2008-05-02
During a dinner party, the hosts’ two little children entered the dinning room totally nude and walked slowly around the table. The parents were so embarrassed that they pretended nothing was happening and kept he conversation going.
The guests cooperated and also continued as if nothing extraordinary was happening.
After going all the way around the room, the children left, and there was a moment of silence at the table.
During which one child was heard to say, “You see, it is vanishing cream!”